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SUN. Call of Duty 1 Rifle clan News
A Belated Birthday but a Sw1fT Goodbye.

Comments 2 By Ireland kaRnage in Member news on Tuesday 09 March @ 21:38

The SUN Team would like to wish SwifT a happy belated birthday. A woman at last, no longer the girl who hangs outside shops asking passersby to buy him cigs or booze, while discreetly lifting up his skirt to show a bit of leg. No no, now hes busy either outside the shops buying drinks/cigs for his chums who have yet to reach womanhood, or sat like a plonker playing a bit of CoD. Fulfilling to say the least. Congratz, i hope its a good year.
Now onto farewell, as we all know Sw1fT's time in SUN is coming to an end, and i'd like to say that the fun has been good, scarce...but good when it was there. Pooooowwwwww. I wish you all the best in your Ninja revival and look forward to beating you each and every time.

PS. Welcome back G33Z, knew you couldnt stay away for long...i thought maybe you could stay away longer, but your back.

WE LOVE BEEZ and KARNAGE!

Comments 12 By Belgium Trou`ble in Member news on Tuesday 02 February @ 01:16

Somehow, these b'day news articles are taken for granted by you infidels. Like the words just write themselves. Well, think again! They don't just... appear out of thin air!!

Good... I'm glad we got that settled.

But still, I've had some complaints about mr. Beez' 'article'. They said it was.. written without feelings, without passion, without tears and worst without love... But let me tell you, THERE WAS LOVE, AND PASSION, AND FEELINGS.. and god I cried tears! Why wouldn't I? Such a special moment for a young being as himself, it moved me, as I hoped that it had moved you too!

Here I am again, pronouncing another big event in someone's life. And not just a 'someone'. This guy, he is untouchable, unbearable, untameable. He is, an animal! I think that you, as the reader, know actually about who I am talking. It's our, I'm safe to say, weirdest member and addition to the SUN-family. Because that is how I see us, as a big fucked-up family. Lets face it, we got no friends, we got no real jobs, we got nobody else, besides us. So lets all hail Karnage and Beez for their great effort to make it to the age at which they are now!

Yours forever,

x

yOtta oh yOtta

Comments 6 By Belgium Trou`ble in Member news on Saturday 30 January @ 02:13

The reason for my delayed news message about this very special event, is that I have a lack of inspiration combined with an overdose on headache..

But, I ofcourse, do not want to forget one of our most goodlooking member of all time. And the special thing about him, is that he is 20y of age now. That is 2 decades, 4 lustrums... 20 years... god that's old (that makes us fossils geez, I know). Anyways, yOtta (if you do not spell his name with a capital O he will hunt you down and eat you alive.. trust me, ive been there), your teenage years are over now. It is time to settle down, get a girlfriend, get a house, get married, get kids, cheat, divorce, pay alimony, merry again, some more kids, cheat again, divorce, more alimony and finally bury yourself.

Your future is written my friend, because ive been told (and heard her myself) that you got a lovely girl.. With a name.. well, just b.e.a.utiful!! Even if she was ugly id take her anyways for her name (and seriously, i mean that). But knowing you, its a cute girl with big breasts and a nice butt, just waiting to please and massage you. BUT, like i said, you are already one step into your pre-written future. Live wisely my friend, and have a good year!!

Love and kisses.

Yours faithfully

T

Happy happy happy... birthday!

Comments 10 By Belgium Trou`ble in Member news on Saturday 12 December @ 15:49

Beloved sun hater/lover,

As you can see, the cod1 scene is rather dead. Therefor our most important news involves members birthdays. And as it seems like, the month december is one with a lot of those.

Today we are celebrating the birth of our strangest member.. his name is even stranger then the things he brings to SUN..
'sciire', nobody has any idea what it means, nor how to pronounce it! It's not even a real word: EVIDENCE

Did you mean:"SCIRE: Spinal Cord Injury Rehabilitation Evidence".....

and the rest of the results is just a sum up of his geeky activity in the 'game(gay)-community'. I've also been told that he has long extended phone calls with beez, about his sex issues and penis problems... but that's just a rumour..

but as kzah, I hope you keep providing us with what makes you special sciire.. And that is:"weird videos about crazy cats, plus your amazing english skills!"

have a good day young boy,

xxx

T

(ps. congratulations)

It's his party and he cries if he wants to.. CRIES IF HE WANTS TO.. (8) lalalal

Comments 7 By Belgium Trou`ble in Member news on Friday 27 November @ 16:11

Hello reader,

Welcome to another episode of 'birthdays @ SUN'. Hereby I let you know that one of our most beloved (read:hated) member, is drinking his ass off right now at some gaybar in the freaking middle of nowhere (read:finland)

We hope that he comatose himself, and that when he wakes up, he can tell us another lovely story about.. how he got comatosed (this is a great sentence....don't read it.. you already did.. ok.. read on!)

So, the poor lad is 19 now, and we definitely hope he will supply SUN with some more really random finnish or dutch cunts.. because goddamn we love that

Give all your love, or whats left of it, to mister Emil Alexander 'kzah' Barsoum. And from me, i wish you the best of luck in your lovelife (because it sucks atm kzah! Do something about it!)

xxx